Welcome to Max Donald
The Ultimate Bear Market Recovery Agent
Roundtripped your bags? Nuked your net worth? Staring at your empty wallet like it's a crime scene?
Max isn't here to judge you. He's here to rehabilitate you.
Find Your Recovery Path
From red candles to red uniforms. Enter your location to find the nearest McDonald's hiring opportunities.
What Makes Max Magical?
Always Hiring
Bear market? Bull market? Doesn't matter. The fryer is always hot and waiting for you. Unlike your portfolio, we never go to zero.
Rest Easy
No more waking up to liquidation emails at 3 AM. Sleep soundly knowing your $15/hr is secured and the ice cream machine is (probably) broken.
Career Recovery
From failed trader to Shift Manager in 6 months. The only chart that goes up is your rank. Reclaim your dignity, one Happy Meal at a time.
Reliable Commute
Gas fees are high, but the bus is cheap. We help you get to where the money is. Your Lambo might be gone, but the drive-thru is forever.
